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  An electronic warble sounded from the Captain’s desk. He reached, pressed a button on the intercom. “Yes?”

  “Captain!” came a voice, “you’d better get down here!”

  With a muffled curse, the Captain dashed out of the room. Through the door he left open we could see him dropping through the companion to the decks below.

  I eyed the intercom. “Interesting device you have there . . . for the seventeenth century.”

  Any attempt at levity was lost on these men. They responded by tightening their circle around Andi and me, fingering their knives, swords, pistols.

  We could hear no small row between the Captain and someone else down below. That someone would soon be walking the plank, it seemed . . . or keel-hauled, or flogged, or hung from the yardarm . . . or given a pink slip and a severance package, depending on the century.

  The next thing we heard was the Captain’s boots thundering on the deck below and up the wooden stairs of the companion. He crossed the deck like an approaching thunderstorm, burst through the cabin doorway, and went directly to Andi, snatching the hat from her head and dashing it to the floor. “Seems it doesn’t become you!”

  Another volley of screams, this time muffled by a few more bulkheads, found it’s way through the door.

  “Close that door!” the Captain hollered.

  Spikenose slammed it shut.

  The Captain fumed, paced, looked at his men, looked at us, and finally, with only slight control of his temper, told Andi, “Lassie, it looks like you and your father are going to be with us a while!”

  “Uh, well, I’m not –” I stopped. At this moment, what could be less important? Instead, “If I may ask, just what do you want with us? I don’t understand any of this, if you don’t mind my saying.”

  The Captain sat on the edge of the table and took a dagger from his belt. He played with it, stabbing it into the table and giving it a wicked twist. “Memory, Mr. . . . ”

  “McKinney. James McKinney, PhD.”

  He looked at Andi.

  “Andrea Goldstein, assistant to Professor McKinney,” she said.

  The Captain looked down the blade of his dagger as he continued to auger its tip into the tabletop. “Well, it matters little now who you are. What matters is what the lass remembers, and you’ll be staying here, looking around, seeing our faces and seeing our ship until she does remember.”

  “Remember what?” I asked.

  He gave the dagger a flip and caught it again by its handle. “Everything.”

  Chapter Seven

  The Techno-Lair

  By the time Tank, Brenda, and Daniel grew concerned, borrowed flashlights from the seafood restaurant, and found the site of our abduction, the darkness had closed in and the tide would soon follow. Hurriedly, they examined the signs left in the sand even as the waves were steadily licking them up.

  Brenda tried to count the different prints. “Man, I dunno . . . looks like six, maybe.”

  “This might be number seven,” said Tank, pointing with his light. “Looks a bit smaller. It’s got a different tread, you see that?”

  “I see enough. We’re in deep” —she noticed young Daniel nearby ––”poop. Whatever we were lookin’ for, it found us.”

  “So why’d they only grab Andi and the professor?”

  Brenda shined her light in a nervous circle. “Who says they aren’t after us too? Daniel! Stay close!”

  There was a clear trail of tracks leading from, and back into the jungle.

  “Hoo boy . . . ” said Tank.

  Brenda used the word she avoided the last time and they all went together, crossing the sand and stepping into the trees and the tangle, ducking under limbs, pushing aside vines. The dark under the jungle canopy was nearly total.

  It was just as they began to question the wisdom of this exploration that they emerged on the other side of what was a narrow isthmus and found themselves on another beach.

  Now Daniel, like a hound catching a scent, hurried over the sand, tracing the tracks toward the surf. Brenda kept her light on Daniel as they ran after; Tank beamed his light up and down the beach, knowing they were wide open and vulnerable.

  “Tank!” Brenda called. “He’s on it! He’s found it!”

  They hurried to where the child had halted, and there, in the beam of their lights, was a clear groove in the sand formed by the keel of a boat that was once there, but now was gone. Their lights would only reach so far over the surf, lighting up the closest waves breaking, and beyond that, nothing.

  * * *

  In a way, we got our tour of the Predator. With Captain Thatch, Rock, and Scalarag as tour guides —to put it kindly ––we walked the upper decks by the light of carried lamps and learned the locations and names of the forecastle, poop deck, and quarterdeck, the functions of the foremast, main mast, and mizzen mast, and the sails affixed to each mast with their respective yards, the main, top, and topgallant. All of this was unavoidably interesting, but Captain Thatch’s main interest was Andi and what, by whatever means, she knew.

  Which was a lot. She could already tell Thatch the names of the decks, the masts, the blocks and rigging. She could name the cannons by the size of the balls they fired: 12, 24, and 68 pounders. She blithely referred to the 68 pounders by their nickname, “smashers,” and when Thatch said the orlop deck was our next stop, she knew how to get there, leading the way down the companion steps, through several decks, and to the deck immediately above the hold, a dark, low-ceilinged space below the ship’s waterline.

  There, moving along a narrow corridor, she recognized a cabin, no bigger than absolutely necessary, in which there was a narrow cot, a minuscule desk, and an empty closet the size of a cupboard. She lingered at the door, inquisitive, but by now Thatch was so impressed by her performance that he hurried us along to another tight little space between bulkheads and decks.

  Well. After all the touring in the seventeenth century, this room was a jarring change. It was lined and filled with 21st century gadgetry: computers, monitors, servers, banks of electronic gear with a dazzling array of blinking numbers and lights. Seated before it all was a half-pirate, I would say. He wore a striped shirt, red headscarf, and even a gold earring, but he was wearing Levis and canvas running shoes.

  “This is Sparks,” said Captain Thatch.

  Sparks offered his hand ––he was the first one on this ship to do so. I shook his hand, as did Andi.

  “So now we’re back in the real world,” I quipped.

  That was ill-timed. The Captain grabbed a handful of my shirtfront and growled in my face, “It’s all real, old man, as real as this fist under your chin! Out here, we have it our way, and our way is where you are.” He cocked an eyebrow at me, expecting acknowledgement.

  “You’re the Captain,” I replied, convinced this man was no stranger to brute force.

  Then, as if to heighten the tension, the same maniacal scream we’d heard before came through the boards below our feet, all the more terrifying for its proximity. We couldn’t ignore it. With my eyes I questioned the Captain.

  “Pay it no mind,” he said even as he glared at Sparks. “It isn’t really there.”

  I was in no place to argue, but it did seem to bother him well enough.

  Just as it bothered Sparks. He was clearly troubled by the scream and pled with the Captain, “I can fix it. I just need some time to figure out Ben’s programming.”

  Captain Thatch was more interested in watching Andi. “Look around you, Lass. Seen it before?”

  Andi’s eyes were already locked on the computer screen, on the rows of numbers and code that I found undecipherable. “It looks so familiar!”

  “Have a seat,” said Thatch, nudging Sparks from his chair and offering it to Andi.

  She sat before the monitor and studied it, hands on the keyboard, scrolling down, up again, looking surprised as if she knew what she was looking at. “Well . . . no wonder!”

  The Captain leaned in close, examining
the monitor along with her. “Yes, my dear? What do you see?”

  “The system is scrambled. It’s . . . ” She scrolled up and down, pointing at lines of code. “See here? It’s an encrypted command in the program that engages if anyone violates the entry protocol. Instead of a sequential Brain Wave Authentication, the program inverts to Brain Wave Generation and then loops back on itself and self-scrambles. Which means . . . ” She shuddered at a new awareness. “The particular Writer, W-902, would have Authenticated the wearer’s brain, but then would have reloaded every brain pattern in cumulative layers of confusion. Pure madness!”

  The Captain took a gold earring - Andi’s gold earring - from a hook on the wall, put on his reading glasses, and read a number from the earring’s inner surface. “W-902.” He cursed and railed at Sparks, “And you didn’t notice? You didn’t say a word before he put this on?” I caught him shooting a glance toward the hold below us.

  “How was I to know Ben would scramble the system? How could anybody know?”

  “Eh, he’s done that and more, now hasn’t he? Made sure we couldn’t track him, but made sure the whole system was useless without him. A little insurance, I’ll wager.”

  “But a lot of good it did him.”

  “And us! Instead of information we get a scrambled brain! And what about this Thursday with the big fish to catch?”

  Sparks stared at the screen, wagging his head.

  Thatch was getting dangerous. “I asked you a question!”

  “I don’t know!”

  Andi piped in, “You need the entry code.” She tapped some keys and a prompt appeared on the screen, blinking, waiting.

  That got their attention. They halted their squabble and stared over her shoulder.

  “Let’s see . . . ” she said, tapping the keys. “How about, ‘Aardvark, Basil, Crustacean, 233 997 417709’?”

  The computer beeped, the screen went wild, lights came on, drives whirred to life, and a very attractive lady pirate appeared on the screen, presenting a menu of links and sub-pages.

  Sparks was stunned. “We’re in! We’re operational!”

  “Almost there,” said the Captain. “Well done, lass! Well done!”

  The way these men whooped and high-fived each other, you’d think all wars had ceased for now and forever. Did this give us any bargaining leverage, I wondered. “I take it you’re pleased?”

  “Break out some grog,” said the Captain to Rock, “and let’s have our dinner.” He looked at me and Andi, and even patted Andi on the shoulder. “And two more places for our special guests!”

  Well, we seemed to be on their good side, something I hoped to use to our advantage. Andi ventured a quick look at me, and with a similar look I agreed with her: Whatever else we didn’t yet know, we could be sure we’d stumbled upon the very thing we’d been sent to find. We were right in the middle of it.

  Chapter Eight

  Prisoners

  Brenda, Tank, and Daniel soon found that St. Jacob was not a good place for their friends to be kidnapped. There was no 911 system; there wasn’t even cell service. The police station was a tight little cube of concrete block with a dented Volkswagen beetle for a squad car, and no one was there. They finally found the local police chief in his squat little abode next door. Tank and Brenda spilled their story in urgent fashion as he listened, absentmindedly wiping his mouth.

  “So,” Tank said, “we need help, we need cops and marshals and SWAT teams and stuff.”

  He weighed everything a moment and then invited them in. “You need to file a complaint.”

  He took a blank sheet of paper, took down all the pertinent information, then added his phone number. Having completed this single page to his satisfaction, he took a fresh piece of paper and began scribbling out a copy of the first.

  “What are you doin’, man?” Brenda asked.

  He answered matter-of-factly, “I have to make posters to spread around.”

  “You don’t have a copy machine?” Tank asked, looking around the room.

  “Do I look like I’d have a copy machine?”

  Brenda was flustered, to put it mildly. “Come on, there’s got to be a better way than that!”

  He finished making his first copy and began copying again. “You might try the TV station.”

  “You have a TV station?”

  The police chief looked insulted. “Yeah. Channel Five. Sometimes the other islands can pick up the signal, depending on the wind.”

  “That’ll work!” said Tank.

  “If you throw in some advertising.”

  “What?” said Brenda.

  He motioned for calm. “Hey, no sweat. Margarita’s owns the station. Cut a deal.”

  * * *

  Andi and I had had our dinner shortly before being kidnapped, but under the circumstances we determined to enjoy our “hosts’“ hospitality and joined Captain Thatch, Sparks, Rock, and Scalarag for dinner in the Captain’s quarters. We ate and raved about the beef, garlic potatoes, and broccoli, and even managed to squeeze down a solvent of some kind called grog, all to keep things warm and human.

  The conversation trended toward the pirate life in a modern world, and so I asked offhandedly, “So it seems you’ve chosen a seventeenth century reality over a modern one?”

  Captain Thatch took a gulp of grog and replied, “Why not? Who’s to say what’s true but what there is on the Predator? No right, no wrong, no present, no past, just what is, and how we like it.”

  I gave Andi a side glance. “We were on this very subject not long ago, Andi and I.”

  “Of a certain. It’s the talk these days. No Truth, no Shame, no God to draw the line.”

  I glanced at Andi again. “Yes, that is, after all, what it comes down to, and so here you are.”

  “And so here you are. Can’t say we’ve done you wrong, now can we?”

  Now Andi shot me a glance.

  “Well . . . ” I could hardly agree, but as Andi’s eyes were telling me, what reason could I provide for disagreement? “That could depend on the recipient of the action, I suppose, whether the action would be in their best interests.”

  The Captain laughed. “Their best interests? So now you’ve come up with a rule.” Then he looked at me craftily, like the spider at the fly. “But them that makes the rules, has their own interests, you can lay to that.” He nodded toward Andi. “Like the pretty lass you have here, old man. Some real opportunity, I’d say, when it’s you that pays her.”

  I hoped he was only pressing a point. “That would be unthinkable, of course.”

  “Unthinkable? I thought of it.” He gestured with his fork. “So I’ll wager so have you.”

  “If I were one to violate trust and honor!”

  “Ha! Honor! Hardly a useful sentiment!”

  “Quite useful in holding a ship together, I would think!” I recalled a quote from C.S. Lewis. “‘We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.’“

  He scoffed at that, so of course I had to challenge him, and while we bickered over where such things as honor could come from and whether they existed outside of human choice and how they could be found in the absence of God–– which was a moot point because, I argued, there was no God –– I noticed Andi picking up a banana and peeling it, gawking at it as if seeing a vision, oblivious to the debate.

  “If there be no trust and no honor,” said the Captain, watching Andi, “then there be left only the animal we are–Am I right, Ben?”

  Andi snapped out of her preoccupation and answered without pause, “Aye, Captain!”

  The Captain laughed and slapped the table in victory as his crewmen marveled. Andi was surprised, and then, I think, afraid for herself.

  “So we’re talking truth, are we?” said the Captain, peering over the table at her as he spoke to me. “Well, for your truth you have a lovely assistant with joys to offer, but for my truth . . . ” He pointed with his fork. “I think I might be talking to an old friend of mine.” He address
ed Andi.”Ben? You’re looking a lot prettier these days!”

  Andi shrank into her chair.

  Sparks eyed her as if she were one of his computers. “The system’s back online. We could try another download.”

  Thatch had to think about that.

  “We’ll just check for a signal, that’s all,” said Sparks.

  Finally, the Captain nodded. “Fair enough.”

  Rock produced the same hat they’d placed on her head before, and placed it on her head again as Sparks went out the door and then below decks.

  The same eerie space of time passed– last time, it ended with a scream. I was afraid for Andi, angry with myself. Just when I thought Captain Thatch and I were, well, compatriots in opinion, I found I’d been foolishly letting him play a game with me, and now what would become of Andi?

  The intercom warbled as before and the Captain answered, “Well?”

  “Nothing, Captain,” came Sparks’ voice over the speaker. “We can only load firsthand memory, not secondhand.”

  Thatch roared and pounded the table, his face contorted with a bestial anger I’d not yet seen. He bolted around the table, his hands going for Andi’s neck. I reacted without hesitation, but had come only an inch out of my chair when Rock and Scalarag shoved me down with all their weight and held me there.

  The Captain’s hands trembled around Andi’s neck as if he longed to wring it but dared not. “You’re . . . you’re in there, aren’t you? Hiding from an old friend. A friend!” He turned away, so angry he couldn’t choose how to conduct himself –surely it was not with any dignity. “You turned on me, didn’t you?” He turned and faced her again. “You sold me out!”

  Andi was at a total loss. “Sir, I don’t know what you’re talking about!” She broke into tears. “I don’t know what’s happening to me!”

  He took a moment to contain himself, then smirked at her. “Well I do, lass, I do, so we’ll be keeping you a while.” He let his cold, angry gaze dart between the two of us. “And give no mind to leaving the ship. Try to escape, and we’ll sever the tendons behind your knees, roll you up in squid guts, and throw you to the sharks!” He looked at me as if looks could spit and ordered Rock and Scalarag, “Put this man in irons! Perhaps the lass will act in his . . . best interests!”